Pensieri di un lunatico minore

F-ing stupid society

This is what it has come to:

A Pleasant Grove teen might face jail time after streaking during the Pleasant Grove High School homecoming pageant. An 18-year-old student at Pleasant Grove High school is drawing attention from police for running across the stage nude in the school’s auditorium. The teen’s name is not being released until an arrest has been made. The man will be charged with lewdness in the presence of a minor, a class A misdemeanor. Police the charge of lewdness in the presence of a minor stems from the fact that many young children were present in the audience of roughly 800 people. If the teen is convicted, it is possible he will have to register as a sex offender because he is an adult.

I’m sorry, streaking is not a “sex offense” no matter how insane you wish to define it. Not in anywhere except überpsychosexisbadchristofascistworld. Oh wait, I forgot where we live.

Seriously, I don’t think anyone in the history of all humanity has ever been hurt or traumatized by a floppy penis or ass running across stage many, many feet away. The only trauma is from making such a big deal out of it.